Snuffed
Caleb Klein vs Tristan Baldwin (Wrestler4Hire)
Caleb Klein snuffs one of underground wrestling's favorite bad boys in this gleefully one-sided match from Wrestler4Hire. Tristan Baldwin is in peak condition for this thorough humiliation at the hands of a pro wrestler who knows the ropes and uses them to put the finishing touch to his fellow heel, who has never looked better, by the way - or tanner. He's roughly the color of a 1980 penny now. Not usually a fan of squash jobs - though I'm warming to them - this one seems justified based on sexy Tristan's history of bullying other wrestlers, especially inexperienced lads with dreams of squared-circle fame and glory.
Perhaps Baldwin should not be punished for past sins, especially since he's probably not the asshole he was ten years ago. But I like the idea of payback, and Tristan's arrogance and cruelty have long cried out for comeuppance. I don't mean to suggest that Caleb is motivated by a sense of justice. He destroys Baldwin because it's fun to destroy Baldwin, exactly the same motivator for Tristan's destruction of babyfaces of yore. But with his solid physique and knowledge of excruciating torments (like the knuckle skull-screw he gives Tristan in the sixth GIF), Caleb is in a unique position to deliver just deserts - and he's totally hot in the role of punisher.
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Tristan's just an old, washed up guy. Sadly, he didn't know when to hang up his Speedo....
ReplyDeleteI actually like Tristan more now than I did back in his early days. He performs well as either a jobber or a heel, has a ton of personality and his body, which was always nice, is astounding now. And this video, which I actually paid for, was smoking hot. Tristan's expressions and gurgles were so on point it was almost scary. One of my favorite squash jobs of all time. And most squash jobs suck these days.
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