Sweet Pain

Ace Aarons vs Calvin Haynes, Gazebo Grapplers 21 (BG East)

How easily Calvin Haynes turns a test of strength into a schoolboy pin! "Just having fun," he says, scooting up to get his crotch up into Ace Aarons's face. "What a beautiful day!" he exclaims and strikes a double biceps pose. Ace admires the view - and he doesn't mean the sun-speckled greenery surrounding them. 

With a surge of superhuman strength Ace upends his opponent, folding him in half and jamming his crotch up against Calvin's crack, thus saving the moment from launching into a Sound of Music number. Ace comments on Calvin's flexibility. As if on cue, Calvin gymnastically escapes and rises to his feet to catch Ace in a chest-to-chest bear hug - all as one uninterrupted motion.

The flirty back-and-forth seems genuine. Some guys enjoy mixing pain with dalliance - for which the gazebo is an excellent setting. These two like playing with each other ... playing rough. A goatish smile is never far from either man's lips. It's great watching these two able-bodied men take to each other in this way, daring each other to take the playtime further, feeling the itch to compete.

Advantages shift "pretty quick," as Calvin notes. The moves flicker between assault and frottage.  No grimace is far from a smile, and vice versa. This kind of horseplay is predominantly male - if women do this sort of thing at all, I've never heard of it - and I read a lot. The pain is real here - but breezy, too - this is the kind of roughhouse bonding that often pops up in the military (or used to). 

By a third of the way into the video, Haynes has established a long and robust winning streak. Then Aarons reverses, pushing the bulge in his bright green trunks to Calvin's lips, demanding him to "talk into the microphone." Both bodies glow with the beginnings of sweat. They are too evenly matched for either man to maintain control for long. 

Eventually a truce is called, but the two men continue to rub up against each other and worship each other's muscles. Even as they canoodle, Ace and Calvin make room for a backbreaker and a Boston crab hold. Then bodies pressed together, they kiss for a very long time, as children's squeals  of joy can be heard in the distance.

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