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Danyboy vs Ben Monaco, Matmen 29 (BG East)

Quebecois Danyboy is dynamite on a mat. And Ben Monaco is the lucky unlucky test subject that gets dropped into the BGE mat room with him. New talent is usually hit or miss. Danyboy hits so very very hard because he's not just some stray off the streets. This guy is a star in the real underground world of let's-meet-someplace-and-kick-ass wrestling.

Monaco's no slouch, but it takes just seconds to find out the squat Canadian outclasses him. "Not so bad for ... an older guy," he says - kinda just askin' for it. While Danyboy is flexing his biceps, Ben sneaks in from behind and full-nelsons him. Probably the best possible move, given the thickness of the competition, but it's pretty clear this is a hornet that's gonna come back and sting him.

Danyboy busts loose like Hercules unchained and shoulder-throws Ben to his back so hard the 175-pounder actually bounces. Danyboy pins him with a cross-face cradle, which he holds long enough to count as ten falls. Ben tries to muscle out, comes close, and pays for it by having his thighs cracked out wide as a wishbone. One thing you have to love about Monaco is he makes a racket when you hurt him.

After digging his knee into Monaco's spine for seemingly forever, Danyboy pulls the big guy up to his feet and slaps his back to the wall, using him for a punching bag. Then he schoolboy-pins him, letting Ben sniff his crotch, while he strikes a double biceps pose and rides Monaco's face like it's a coin-operated pony.

Ben fights back, God bless him, motivating Danyboy to rough him up even more. Then he strips Ben down to his G-string, kicking and punching him and tying him in knots. Halfway through the video, Monaco is seemingly domesticated, kissing Danyboy's hard muscle and gently helping him out of his singlet. But something happens - he bites him? - and Ben drags the "old man" to the mat.

Now that both guys are minimally dressed, skin claps against skin as Ben holds Danyboy in a body scissors, tweaking the guy's nipple and calling him "Shorty." A couple of karate chops and a strongman groan and Danyboy breaks loose, snatching a handful of Monaco's balls and making the big guy wish he had made better choices in life.

"Looka dat!" Danyboy taunts, rolling up a big pile of biceps, then slamming his knuckles to Ben's unguarded gut. The two are crotch to crotch, Monaco on his back moaning and writhing as Danyboy continues to steady him with a firm grip on the Florida jock's junk. Then Danyboy poses for the camera, using Monaco as a hand prop before clutching him in a reverse bear hug and, through sheer upper body strength, crushes him.

A magnificent yet terrifying debut for the French Canadian! Not to be missed by fans of hard mean daddies.

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