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Bart Tyler vs Andy Roberts, Canadian Musclehunk Wrestling 11 (Can-Am)

Bart and Andy go all bitches on each other in this 1990s ring match, targeting eyes, throat, tailbone, and gut. All of it - especially the emotions - are graphic and genuine, especially considering the state of the art at the time. The only false notes are hit when they try to propel off the ring ropes, which they approach too cautiously, as if afraid the ropes will snap, which, for all I know, they might.

Two beefy bodies squeezed in too-tight tights and wringing moans out of each other, that's entertainment at my house! In the '90s  Bart Tyler was a name that encouraged hard-ons. His is one of those faces that always look like they have a cold. For some reason, that look was and still is a turn-on. He also suffered sexily and convincingly - which is all I ask of a man.

The color scheme of pink and red is smart, especially since the bikinis are identical in every other way - with elasticity to bulge up front and creep up butt cheeks. The match runs for three falls, ending with a near broken arm and little-punk-ass sobs, prompting the victor to slap the loser's face to make him act like a man. Other standout moments, seen above, are Andy raking Bart's eyelids across the top rope and Bart straddling Andy's ribs to choke him into subjection.


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  1. Bart TYLER has always been one of my VERY Favorites!!!! DAMN!!!!

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    1. Thanks for the correction! Got it.

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    2. You bet!! He was absolutely amazing in the ring. I heard he died awhile back, though ;-

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    3. That's awful. Very bad news. Heaven better have mats!

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