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Dean Christian vs Cliff Conlin, Canadian Musclehunk Wrestling 8 (Can-Am) 

Dean Christian has popped up twice on this blog this month. I'm only a recent fan; I think he's hot in a Brady sort of way. Christian appears twice on Canadian Musclehunk Wrestling 8. I envy him a bit because on one DVD he wrestles my two favorite Can-Am superstars, Paul Perris and Cliff Conlin. This is the first match on that disk, and he's a meanie. Of course, Cliff is famously good at getting even with meanies. More than once, the imaginary crowd living in my scrotum has chanted, "Conlin's gonna kill you! Conlin's gonna kill you!"

The torments, classic Can-Am through and through, are delicious, even if sometimes under-rehearsed. You got yer backbreakers and bearhugs. You got yer body blows and body slams. You got yer corner beatdowns. You got wrestlers tying each other in knots and popping tendons left and right. You got eyelid-scratching, hair-pulling, and finger-cranking. There's also regular ole choking. Best of all, you got comeuppance, the nastiest form of justice. And the best kind of comeuppance requires both parties to wear the tightest and skimpiest ring gear short of a thong. This three-fall party climaxes in a twisty and merciless binding of every body part and a humiliating whimpering submission. (Thought you were tough, di'n't you?)

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