Porn Boys Demolished

Nick Flex and Austin Tyler vs Corey Badger Boy Turner and Santiago Figueroa, Catalog 23 - Good Boys Go Bad (MuscleBoy Wrestling)

Sometimes the best surprises are no surprise. MuscleBoy's first tag-team event since Catalog 5 (and only its second in all) goes exactly the way you think it will, which is exactly how you want it to go. Nick Flex and Austin Tyler (the guy is gone, but not gone, you know what I mean?) take on lightweights Corey Badger Boy Turner and Santiago Figueroa, and Austin and Nick show no mercy. I like Figueroa, but the other three are gods on Skull Island, and seeing the four in the ring together is wonderfulness all over the place!

Badger Boy ends up getting the worst of it, sad to say, but the muscle boys catch and gut both porn boys in one clean strike after another. The ring becomes a killing floor as Flex and Tyler wring the sweat out of their slim opponents and then mop it up with their porn-boy butts. They don't make hard-ons any harder than this! I'm on record as being meh about tag-team matches as a rule, especially unevenly weighted matches, but Austin and Nick are so damn good at nailing their opponents to the mat and Corey and Santiago suffer so sweetly (like honey) that the hot bully aggression wins me over.

It's clear that this match happened several catalogs back. Not only Austin Tyler's and Figueroa's presence but also the low resolution date this video, which nevertheless astounds., even when (briefly) the camera operator stands between the action and the light source. All I got to say is Austin needs to return to MuscleBoy before his stock of classic matches runs out and Nick and Corey better not even think of retiring.

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