You Can't Spell Pouch without Ouch

Kayden Keller vs Tommie Hawk, X-Fights 52: Pouch Punishment (BG East)

Keller's appeal is his combination of cool temperament and expertise in effecting pain. He's also smarter than his competition, an advantage he makes less of a deal of but wields with smug superiority. His eyes survey an opponent with the cold indifference of an executioner. There's nothing camp  about Kayden Keller. He's the definition of steely, all-business predator. 

Tommie Hawk debuted in a match against Noah Samson, who appears in the other match on this disk. I saw Tommie's masked persona "Red Hawk" a couple of years ago and was under the impression that Masked Menace ended his career at BG East. Apparently not, because Killer Keller is here to finish the job.

The opening shot is a closeup of Keller's and Hawk's pouches nudging each other. The camera pans up, and we see the two wrestlers' faces, forehead to forehead. Kayden pushes Tommie back, and the two lock up collar and elbow without saying a word. Keller wraps an arm around Tommie's head and takes him to the mat, forcefully enough to make Tommie whimper a little on the way down.

Kayden's headlocks are not to be taken lightly. The heel has a firm grip and a bit of a fetish for an opponent's hot, panicked breath against his armpit. He likes the leisurely slow grind, hardly moving, hardly paying attention as his victim thrashes impotently. With his opposite arm, Keller addresses the thrashing by locking up Tommie's left leg.

Kayden likes the classic holds, and he maintains them for longer than most men can hold their breath. Speaking of which, don't hold yours for a hope spot for Hawk. He has one - don't blink - for just long enough to strip Kayden down to his jockstrap. The guy was doomed from the moment The Boss booked him for this match. Kayden pulls hair, splits his victim's thighs, punches him in the gut, and tends to the tender nips, while simultaneously grabbing and wrenching the guy's crotch.

In the final ten minutes - of a whopping forty - Kayden and Tommie kiss and caress, and Tommie sucks heel cock like that's his whole purpose in life. Once again, Kayden plays the role of master disciplinarian to perfection.

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