Pretty in Pain 14: Dusty Gold

Double D vs Dusty Gold, Purge (World Class Wrestling Association)

In this January of 2020 lumberjack match, Double D ("The Definition of Definition") is matched up against WCWA champ Dusty Gold. If he wins, DD gets a shot at the belt in the next WCWA event.  Each man is allowed to choose three wrestlers to stand outside the ring to ensure the match's integrity. After the first five minutes of the match, a weapon will be introduced into the ring. Every subsequent minute, a new weapon will go into the ring.

My friend Dr. L has dibs on Dusty, so I had better keep my paws off him. That said, I would love to trade places with Double D, who quivers with phony fear at the thought of facing burly Dusty one on one, but given the match's special situation - legal use of foreign objects and three cronies at ringside ready to interfere - the advantage could easily shift to Double D. DD rides Gold like a pony and whacks him with a big stick (all Freudian symbolism intended). The ending is all but certain to give the slim wrestler with washboard abs a crack at the WCWA belt. Or is it?

"Chaos reigns," to quote the movie Antichrist. I love Dusty dominating pretty much anyone, but he suffers so magnificently that it would be a shame to miss Double D's humiliation of the muscly hunk - before the shit storm hits at the match's end.

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