Big Barry Burke

Big Barry Burke vs Chace LaChance, Hunkbash 25 (BG East)

Big Barry Burke would look like the Devil if the Devil had a gym membership. It's not the red trunks and wicked goatee. It's how he beats down his opponents and how he berates them for their powerlessness against him. His opponent in Hunkbash 25, Chace LaChance, has muscle but sadly not much of a win record coming into this match. I  keep wanting to see Chace beat somebody up; however, that's something he doesn't usually do.

After crushing Chace in a predictably disastrous arm-wrestling challenge, Burke proceeds to squash his barefoot opponent with cavalier contempt. Pummeling is not enough; Burke verbally rubs Chace's nose into his inability to defend himself against Burke's arsenal of stomps, bear-hugs, and bangs. He makes Chace cry like a baby and then mocks him for being weak - or rather weaker than Big Barry Burke - since without a doubt LaChance is brawnier than I and 99 percent of the population are.

There are no kit gloves on Burke's hands. He's a destroyer and proud of the fact. He's not disappointed that the BGE ring provides him with so little competition. He wants honest competition far less than free rein to bash handsome muscle boys like Chace, ultimately knocking them out one way or the other.

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