Go for the Legs

Cash vs Cason, Custom Video Series 139 (Thunders Arena)

Hats off to the guy who custom-ordered this match between Cash and Cason. Starting with an Indian leg wrestling challenge, then leaping into a splashy retaliation, the match reaches the peak of its viciousness as the two hunks fight on the poolside mat. I have often expressed my dislike of arm wrestling as a pre-wrestling warmup, but leg wrestling is a different thing entirely, what with upper thigh locking onto upper thigh. It was a favorite prelude to dorm-room grappling way back in my olden days. And when I worked summers in the kitchen at Camp Shady Grove in central Florida, pool fights and tugs of war were regular events after lights-out for the campers.

But things get even huffier when Cash and Cason battle on the durable vinyl mat, which gets wetter as the fight intensifies. These guys play rough, and I like it a lot. I already liked them separately, Cash for a year now and Cason, for much longer, but they steal my heart away with this rowdy row that must have left marks on both. The claw-hold on Cason's inside thigh (top GIF) and the wishbone stretch and stomp (in the next GIF, plus the last two GIFs) display Cash's schoolyard sadism. And then there's the fourth GIF, where Cason simultaneously yanks Cash's short hair and wallops his ass - that's artistry! The match displays what damage Cash can do with his heavy, hairy, and thirst-bait muscles and rips through Cason's clean-cut veneer to reveal the man's inner savage.

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