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Rocky Sparks vs Felix Fischer, Gear Wars 7: Cyclist Chaos (BG East)

My preferred wrestling gear is a jungle loincloth, a Japanese fundoshi, or a jockstrap. Tarzan wearables have an edge on the competition, but the three are close. Fruit of the Loom white cotton briefs are fine, too, especially for mattress jousts. Ditto for satin pajamas and scuffed cotton jeans. Most people's ideas of athletic gear - latex and spandex - interest me somewhat less, but if it's tiny enough, I'm there. Cycling shirts and shorts, meh - and I'm not sure why I'm not moved by them. For me, it all starts when the polyester is gone

The BGE catalog description of Gear Wars 7 hits the right tone, contrasting the great outdoors with the privacy of the Wrestleshack and contrasting Rocky's impishness with newcomer Felix's reserve. Rocky looks like he just stepped off the set of Satyricon - and in my world that's a good thing. He also initiates the action in the gazebo, where the two take a break from biking. He stretches and clutches, quickly forcing Felix's first submission. Felix's revenge is equally brief and to the point.

Thus begins a fraught striptease, each man tearing off his shirt to tussle some more. The battle becomes more substantial once it's topless. Twenty minutes of ball-twisting ends with Rocky cuffing Felix's wrists and neck in a bike lock and strolling away, saying, "Come find me later," as he drops the key down the front of his shorts.

Felix tracks Rocky to the Wrestleshack. Rocky puts him in a scissors hold to free his hands, nudges his bulge with his bare feet, and kisses him on the mouth. There's not a lot that's spontaneous here, mostly reciprocal undressing that's more ritual than contest. Without actually saying so, Rocky already won this game back in the gazebo. Once they peel down to their jockstraps, they nibble each other's lips, legs entwined, crotch to crotch, after which Rocky at last detaches the bike lock from Felix's neck. 

The final fifteen minutes find the cyclists bumping groins and indulging in penis-swordplay. There are no sudden moves. Instead of assaults, there is a lot of moaning and jockeying for position. Everything happens in slow motion - like a lava lamp but sexier.


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