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Joey Nux vs Christian Thorn, Bro Battle (Wrestler4Hire)

This is less a wrestling match than a triumphantly long victory lap for Joey Nux. He and Christian Thorn have crossed paths before. This 2021 video cuts to the chase, giving viewers a 25-minute finisher. There's nothing here that we haven't seen already. But watching it is an unmannerly but enthusiastic impulse, like licking a dessert plate clean. Typical wrestling narratives have beginnings, middles, and endings. This is Nux finishing off Thorn over and over. Against Joey's bulging muscle, Christian has no defense, much less an offense.

In the GIFs above, we see Joey give Christian a literal facelift, trap him in a figure-4 leglock, heave him towards the ceiling, immobilize him in a camel clutch, sit on his face, buckle nose to knee, knock him out in a figure-4 headlock, and break his back. These aren't even all the ways that Nux destroys Thorn. It's pure, unadulterated punishment. Nux does all but dig a grave and bury him. W4H's catalog description sums it up nicely: "Joey's punishment is unrelenting! He tosses Christian around like [a] ripped rag doll."

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