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Steve Mason vs John Rodriguez & Butch.J vs Judo Kan & Muscle Beast vs Marius, Playground - Choke Fest (Wrestlingmale)

Oh yeah. Wrestlingmale is reading my mind or something. This six-man choke match is uncomfortably hot, tapping into my dirty death wish and my hard-on for muscle. I have often thought the best exit for me would be nude-on-nude strangulation - and Muscle Beast as executioner would be perfect casting. The rear naked choke - on the threefold merits of the name alone! - is my favorite wrestling hold. Guys, this match is basically my idea of heaven.

The event is divided into three matches. First, Steve Mason takes on John Rodriguez; then, Butch.J locks on to Judo Kan; and, last, Muscle Beast grabs ahold of Marius. Each pairing is just right. I can't pick a favorite or a least liked. This video is so far up my alley that I probably should have insisted on a Trojan. I'll spare you any spoilers, though. Instead, let's focus on stats. Mason and Rodriguez are the most closely paired in weight. The David-and-Goliath prize goes to Marius and Muscle Beast. Mason and Butch.J come into this match with a perfect win record. John Rodriguez has the lowest success rate, but a lot depends on what you consider success. In my eyes, getting creamed by the likes of Leon Klen or Jack Vidra would be the fucking high point of my life. 

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