He Had It Coming

Callum vs T-World, #062 (UKWrestlingHub)

Last month, from the moment Callum stepped into the UKWH ring, I have been waiting for this moment. Toffee-nosed T-World has been a stain on underground wrestling's reputation for too long. The guy is trouble but disarmingly attractive. He has the good looks befitting a champion, but he is rotten to the core. He will stoop to anything to destroy his opponents, and thus far he has been successful in doing so. When Callum signed on to wrestle for UKWH, I knew he would crush T-World like a Styrofoam cup. I'm happy the promotion didn't drag out the wait. T-World is about to get the licking he has long deserved.

It's not just Callum's girth. It's not even just his well-honed wrestling skills. It's his record of kicking the shit out of his opponents that assured me that the UKWH champion would get the raw, stinging whipping he deserves. Payback this delectable is hard to come by, and if anybody deserves this sweet thrashing, it is T. The champ enters the ring full of confidence and swagger. When Callum informs him that he (Callum) is something of a legend in the wrestling world, he is speaking only the truth. T-World mocks him, saying, "'Legends' - ancient things that are forgotten by people? Yeah! that sounds about right." Boy, is this poncy shithole about to get his!

A minute later, T-World feels the strength of his opponent. In steps, Callum amps up the parade of torments - chokes, hair-yanking, ankle-cracking, rib-kicking, face-, eyeball-, and crotch-crunching, not to forget old-school nose-punching. He doesn't kill T-World, but he doesn't leave the punk with much air in his lungs in the end. Hurt him good, Callum!

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