Hard Sweat

Zack Reno vs Max Ryder, Match 825 - Rock Paper Scissors (UCW)

Zack is still licking his wounds over losing the championship belt to Axel, and Max can't stop taunting him over his sudden loss of status at UCW. Zack proposes - with no backing from management as far as I can tell - that the winner of a string of mini-matches will go on to challenge Axel for the belt. I'm not confident that this is a sanctioned event, but Zack wants to shut Max up. Frankly, I'd like that, too.

Tempting bulges, bearlike grunts, and eventually sweat saturate this rugged and often messy brawl. Things get out of hand early on. At each turn of fortune, the fighters get meaner and aim lower. My eye is on Zack's horizontally striped trunks, engaged in an independent struggle to keep Reno's "parts" covered. Zack's attentions are divided between battling Ryder and keeping his junk in place.

The bell sounds when one guy knocks the other out with a choke about a third of the way through the match. The victor prods his victim back to consciousness, insisting that the fight continues to the next level. Initially, things look bad for Reno - except for his bulge, which continues to upstage much of the action. Soon, though, Zack's performance rises to the level of his cock.

Naturally, Max begins to see Zack's cock as a target. In the final mini-match, Zack reciprocates smashing the heel of his boot to Max's crotch. This section of the video is particularly vicious and swamped in the wrestlers' sweat. It's a death race, temporarily silenced by a glitch in sound recording (brief and inconsequential). Reno has clearly lost his mind. Things get bad enough for a third party (a handsomer than ever Lobo Gris) to intervene and get trounced for his troubles.

I have a feeling the champion Axel will have a thing or two to say about this fight - and I think Reno may have made the bed he's going to have to sleep in.

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