Who Took My Shit?

Rivet vs Falcon, Mat Wars 154 (Thunders Arena)

This match passes the stretch and sweat test. Like many mat matches, accusations of thievery are hurled and denied, and rather than put their heads together to hunt down the missing "stuff," whatever it is, the two resort to fighting. A few things here catch my eye. 

• The similarity in physiques first, though Rivet is over half a foot taller and fifty pounds heavier than Falcon. Still, the body types are similarly molded, and since a large part of the action transpires close to the mat (another plus, as I see it), height and weight do not detract from the aesthetics.
• Sweat, and lots of it from both men, but especially Rivet. Sweat serves the same function as oil - to polish muscles and ease traction. The fight gets especially juicy in its last twelve minutes.
• The zipper of Falcon's popsicle-colored trunks soon becomes the hub of the struggle. Rivet bites Falcon to get at this prize, though gear remains in place up to the end.

Both men are sexy and tenacious. By match's end, the missing "stuff" is all but forgotten. One guy gets choked out against the other guy's boner, firmly outlined against the front of the victor's trunks. Good game, men! 

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