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Nero Angelo vs Mikey Cannon, Match 840 - I Quit Oil Match (UCW)

My first thought is that we're looking at a reformed Nero. He speaks in cordial tones as he oils Mikey up. Mikey purrs as Nero's fingers glide gently up and down his slim torso. Then Nero hands the squirt bottle to Mikey. There's hardly any dialogue and no shit talk or intimidation. When Mikey kneels to rub Nero's thighs, his ear rubs down Nero's boner. It's an innocent moment, but unmistakably titillating.

When the action revs up about four minutes in, the wrestlers emphasize body contact and breathy tones suggesting attraction and satisfaction. The bodies roll and tangle dreamily. The wrestlers kiss ... with tongue. All of it looks like slow motion, but the camera runs at normal speed. It takes only a minute of this to inspire Nero to hump Mikey crotch to crotch.

Then, the match gets rougher. The wrestlers take an occasional break from liplocks to grab and squeeze cock. It's still not exactly a fight. It's mostly restraints and body locks, and the guys miss no opportunity to get their lips on something or other. The pain starts when Cannon gets Angelo's head between his thighs and grinds it.

Gut punches and tighter headlocks follow, still with no diminishment of the heavy petting and crotch fondling. The wrestlers yield to the erotic elements of a classic oil match, which they pursue vigorously. Even a sizable increase in aggression in the match's second half does nothing to curb the amorous spell of locking lips and slow-motion groping.

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