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The Real Max K vs Zach Altovito, Hair Muscle Head Wrestles, Parts 1 and 2 (WrestleFrat)

This is a match in two parts with opposite results, and the two parts together cost less than most single downloads. Liking this match requires a deep-set fondness for muscle, big muscle. Bodybuilders like Zach and Max don't move fast, but once they get a tight grip on an opponent, the poor bastard is done for. Faced with their equal, these gods among men are relentless. They can't resist the challenge of taking on someone their size in a worlds-collide confrontation.

A lover of all things Greek, I think of strongmen in mythical terms. As I see it, Zach is the Hercules type, hairy and bearded, while his friend Max is as smooth and as calmly cruel as Apollo. I like them both, but as these paired matches prove, they get testy when things aren't going their way. Zach plays by his own rules, which is to say "no rules," but he gets plenty pissed-off when The Real Max K turns the tables on him.

If squirming, gasping-for-air muscle gods are your thing - as they are unquestionably mine - you'll like this match. It's a bit too talky for me, but the banter helps to define each man's personality. I have nothing against either man, so I cheer for whichever one is winning, but I do like the way Max turns the tables on Zach, who can dish it up but can't take it when the other guy retaliates tit for tat.

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