Beat Him Up!

Mack Mahoney vs Jack Dillon, Catalog 36 - Three Way Holiday (MuscleBoy)

Eight months after I first saw him wrestling beefy Zach Ramos, I'm still knocked out by dynamic Jack Dillon, a real firecracker and a welcome addition to the MuscleBoy roster. The guy is right out of 1970s TV wrestling, only wilder, trimmer, better. And here he takes on Mack Mahoney, who also made his MuscleBoy debut last April. The two together prove that old-school ring wrestling can fit into a 12x12 fight room. Both guys like to humiliate and physically hurt each other - and can take as well as dish up stiff, borderline sadistic assaults.

Jack is savage. His hair tells us so. It takes on a life of its own, sometimes obscuring his face, but almost constantly whipping around like a tornado. He brings a little bit of "Lionheart" Chris Jericho to the MuscleBoy mat. In contrast, Mack is lean and civilized, almost surgical in his fight technique. He digs in, whereas Jack wallops. He sports a Saturday-night-at-the-clubs haircut, close-cropped but with stylish curls. Jack doesn't leave him a lot of room to show off, but his hope spots are precise and scientific.

The battle - 99-percent body punishments - is unruly. It's clearly a fight and not a cuddle, but the body contact is sometimes suggestive - like the proximity of crotch to butt in the sixth GIF. It's not foreplay. It's more like the tough-guy brawls in high school, which unfailingly charged up the battery in my Jockey briefs. For someone like me, for whom wrestling is sex whether there's penetration or not, Dillon vs Mahoney is top tier sexgression. 

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