Dick to Dick with Cheetah and Axel











Axel vs Cheetah Boy, Match 847 (UCW)

It's Cheetah's turn to challenge the UCW champ for the coveted belt. Axel doesn't want this match, so he decides to speed through it. Pushing Cheetah to the turnbuckle, he fires punches to the boy's gut. In retaliation, Cheetah claws across Axel's eyes, sending the 4-time champion staggering backwards. Cheetah races towards him, knees him in the gut, and elbows the back of his neck. Grabbing Axel by the head, Cheetah rolls backwards, but Axel regains control and pins his challenger's shoulder blades to the mat - but for only a two-count.

Axel maintains control for the next couple of minutes, twisting Cheetah's nipple and sitting on his face, pummeling Cheetah's gut with his knuckles. An attempted choke doesn't work out the way he hoped it would. Cheetah crouches on his face, jiggling his dick in Axel's face, then locking his thighs on Axel's head, the face still pressed against Cheetah's groin. Cheetah jiggles his thighs and Axel's head. Axel stretches Cheetah's legs wide, immobilizing him as he slaps the boy's silky-smooth butt cheek.

Axel chokes Cheetah on the top rope, then shoots him off it like an arrow. Cheetah falls on his back, moaning. Axel spreads Cheetah's legs, threatening to stomp on the wildcat's crotch, deciding at the last moment to head butt Cheetah's unprotected bulge. Nimbly, though, Cheetah reverses, stretching Axel's lean body and plucking hairs from the champ's armpits. Axel rolls Cheetah up, the kid's neck against the mat at a painful angle. He slaps the bare butt cheeks, head-butts the crack, then drives his elbow between the cheeks. Then, he licks his thumb and plunges it into Cheetah's bunghole. (UCW: always classy.)

Midway through the match, Axel is punching Cheetah against the corner ropes. Cheetah falls on his butt, his spotted mask disheveled. He can barely see. Axel grabs him by his head and lifts him to his feet. A nearly perfect body slam makes the whole ring quiver and roar. The X-rated acrobatics are wearing down both wrestlers, but the struggle continues, even as exhaustion slows it down. It's worth remembering that UCW built its reputation on "anything goes": no rules, so no ref to enforce them.

The match takes weird up to a whole new level, thanks to Cheetah Boy's eccentric take on wrestling. Axel maintains a loose semblance of order, but, really, has anybody ever kept up with Cheetah Boy? All you can do is beat the crap out of the kid, and not even that is 100-percent effective. 


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Comments

  1. That move in the second gif looks like it could have easily resulted in Axel hurting his own nuts. The headstand choke, on the other hand, looks like it might have been used in the 50's or 60's, which is cool; never seen it before, myself.

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