Scrappy Holidays

Scrappy vs Bronco, Santa's Helpers (Underground Wrestler)

Scrappy: You have any idea what it's like having Santa on your ass? 

All I want for Christmas is a hyperactive Scrappy tearing into muscly Bronco for flexing on the job. Scrappy's under a lot of pressure, with elves screaming in both ears to up production in the Toys and Goodies department. "Santa sent me down here to put you in your fuckin' place," he says, wagging his finger under Bronco's nose. A shoving contest leads the two to lock arms. Scrappy gets Bronco in a bearhug. Bronco towers over him, but Scrappy locks on to him like a dog on a bone. Bronco's hurting bad, but he breaks the hold and snaps Scrappy up in a reverse bearhug. "There's a new big elf in town," drawls Bronco, his forearms crushing Scrappy's ribs.

The big guy slams Scrappy face down on the mat. Bronco strikes poses for the camera. Scrappy jumps on his back and applies a rear choke hold, forcing him to his knees. Along with the shuddering roar of the ring, grunts and moans fill the fight space. Bronco is belly down on the canvas. Scrappy disdainfully whips the elf hat off Bronco's head, claiming the hats are for top elves only. "You got it coming," says Scrappy, executing an elbow drop to the spine. He pulls Bronco's foot to his (Scrappy's) abs, leaning in, pushing the heel to the Bronco's ass and twisting an arm to his back. Scrappy shifts position to a single-leg crab hold.

Scrappy loosens the hold, and Bronco takes the match over for the next couple of minutes. Both wrestlers rely heavily on yanking and tearing at each other's joints. Scrappy's not the only one who can work an elf. Bronco grabs a hat off the mat and strangles Scrappy with it. The give and take is rapid, with short breaks to flex biceps, tummy sucked in to show off the abdominal muscles. The battle ends with a knockout choke. The last thing we see is Scrappy's ivory butt cheeks filling the screen.

Kudos to both fighters. My crotch thanks you. The shivers up my spine thank you. Ho ho ho. "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night."

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