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Iceman18 vs Turtle, Mat Wars 16 (Thunders Arena)

At what temperature does Iceman melt? Is newcomer Turtle hot enough to do the trick? Opposites like these two make for terrific showdowns even without the drama we expect of such pairings. I admit to a growing affection for Turtle. He's an oddball, especially set up against king of cool Iceman in a match that's more worshipful frottage than tough competition. And in certain holds, when crotch almost rubs up against crotch, I feel a teasing bolt of lightning rush up my spine. 

Iceman brings much of the shock value. His infatuation with Turtle and vice versa is the match's driving force. There's the usual muscle posing. Muscle adoration is central to every plot and has been since Thunder's debut. Crotch touching crotch and fingers clamping onto crotch take the idea further into body worship - though not necessarily lust, but maybe lust, too. It's definitely lust at my house, but what is it to Iceman and Turtle? That's the tantalizing mystery underlying this match. 

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