Wrestling for Cheetah

Zack Reno vs Tyson the Hammer vs Axel, Match 861 - Last Man Standing (UCW)

Here's a match clearly intended to go off the rails, and, naturally, UCW produced it. It combines elements of pro wrestling, hazing, and the human centipede as performed by three of UCW's greatest champions - Axel, Zack Reno, and Tyson the Hammer. All three show up expecting to wrestle newly crowned champ Cheetah Boy for the championship belt, but Cheetah's a no-show, leaving only a text promising that the winner of this free-for-all will get a shot at the championship. 

Cheetah has left the ex-champs a white cloth drenched in chloroform. What follows is chaotic yet at times mesmerizing. I was not sure what is what on first viewing, nor, for that matter, second viewing. 

It's as weird a brawl as any I have seen, plus some - not your grandfather's pro wrestling, but brimming with psycho-erotic zing. Zach wears see-through tights that draw attention to his ass. Alliances last for mere seconds; then, the allies turn on each other. Hair gets yanked, and balls get smushed. The wrestlers engage in a tug of war over the chloroform rag. Unsurprisingly, nobody gives a shit for fair play.

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