Anton vs Kal

Anton Alvarez vs Kal Conner, Match 866 - Oil Match (UCW)

Oil wrestling is a smooth ride for the most part, but it's the sexy bumps I remember most. Anton and Kal fought each other in a "dry" ring contest last year, which I praised for how well the wrestlers click. Anton has wrestled in oil twice that I remember, both times with Nero Angelo. I think this is Kal's first dip into oil wrestling, but I'm too lazy to fact-check it.

If this is Kal's first oil match, he takes to it like a duck to water. All wet and glistening, he is gorgeous, even more gorgeous than usual. He's also aggressive as fuck - and that's a turn-on on its own. I get the sense that he harbors a bit of a death wish, because Anton, laidback and likable as he is, has a temper, and he's been known to deliver stiff punishments for those who push his buttons.

After the two are oiled up, the bell sounds. Anton traps Kal in a side headlock and drives his forehead to the mat. Kal retaliates with a wedgie, his first attempt to tug at Anton's dark red trunks. Anton scolds him for his "cheap trick," not the first or last cheap trick on UCW premises. He locks Conner in a full nelson, but Conner easily slips loose and rolls onto his back, putting the two fighters briefly crotch to crotch. Anton headbutts Kal's washboard abs repeatedly. Kal tightens his scissor-hold on Alvarez's waist. Anton reacts by headbutting Kal below the abs.

We have seen all this before, but these guys are particularly fun to watch. This is as serious a match as being coated in oil will allow. Kal and Anton bring up the mischief in each other. It's fun if your idea of "fun" includes reaching under a waistband to wring your opponent's cock and balls. (And I'm not saying it's a bad idea.)

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