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T-World vs Nero The Beast, #126 (UKWH)

T-World wants the UKWH belt back. Nero agrees to fight him for it. Both wrestlers are dirty cheats, but at least T-World is a British citizen. It's no surprise that Nero resorts to schoolyard bully tactics, like plucking the hairs from T's chest and underarm. Both wrestlers rely on tried and true tactics, for instance, low blows, ring rope strangulation, and crotch suffocation.

Regardless who wins, there's another Yank with his eyes on the UKWH belt. Kayden Keller has his eyes on the belt, too, so we can expect yet another U.S. intervention soon. We Americans can be relied on to stick our noses into other people's business, talk unnecessarily loudly, and wolf down salads drenched in sugary dressing. Like Nero, Kayden can be relied on to kick ass.

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