The Long Squeeze

Jack Hammer vs Mars, Mat Wars 170 (Thunders Arena)

The first gif gets me every time I look at it. Mars mouths the words "Help me!" while Jack Hammer snaps his lower vertebrae. The volume is on. Terrified over what Hammer might do to him next, Mars conveys a silent plea. Clever rascal, that Mars. Too bad nobody's around to save him.

Mat Wars 170 is more than just the figure-four headlock, but not much more. Jack's determination to flatten Mars' skull is about 90 percent of the video. Mars mimes his struggle and terror without saying a word. Mars has a closeup view of the outline of Hammer's dick and balls. We viewers have a front-row seat to Mars' obliteration. More exactly, total and inescapable obliteration. 

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