More Than One Way to Skin a Cat

Brendan Byers vs Rocky Sparks, WrestleShack 30: Strip-Shave

Kid Leopard makes a rare cameo appearance at the WrestleShack, where he discovers troublemaker Rocky Sparks wearing Leopard's trademark leopard spots, Outraged, he orders Brendan Byers to teach the punk a lesson, that is, to tear the punk apart. Then he storms out of the Shack. Always a bargainer and smooth talker, Rocky admits he would be easy for beefy Brendan to beat up, adding that he has nothing to learn from Brendan. He then proposes an alternative.

Here's the deal. Rocky will give Brendan two minutes. If at the end of that two minutes Brendan fails to make Rocky submit, Rocky gets an article of Brendan's red and white gear. If Rocky submits, he has to remove an article with leopard spots. Rocky is stalling for time, but Brendan is intrigued. It might be fun to destroy Sparks in small measures. Brendan easily wins the first round. Rocky gets a good thrashing, but on some level he enjoys it. He continues to bait Brendan through several rounds. Ultimately, he's buck naked - and so is Brendan.

With Rocky gagged and buck naked now, the games take on a different hue. There's more to remove. Brendan hangs Rocky on a beam and pulls out an electric razor to shave Rocky's hairy chest. And then the pubes, too. Not only does the wannabe leopard lose his spots, but he's stripped of his manhood, too. I have more than a speck of perversity, so I find this slow burn deliciously steamy.

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