Brad Is Back

Brad Rochelle and Jonny Firestorm vs Kal Conner, The Comeback 3: Brad Rochelle (BG East)

We have a new wrestler (Conner), the return of a wrestling heartthrob (Rochelle), and BGE's resident demolitionist (Firestorm). Any two would have made an outstanding show, but the three of them is an atomic explosion. We open with Kal's smooth and slim torso and convex thighs, prominent bulge, and dumbbells matching his banana-yellow trunks. He's built like Michelangelo's David, but with flesh tones and a dream of being a BGE wrestler.

Jonny enters, ready to wrestle, but he takes a little time to fondle Kal's upper body. The two pop their biceps. Then, out of nowhere, Firestorm slams his fist to Kal's abs. The newbie falls on all fours, coughing. Jonny grabs his opponent's head and slams it face-first to the ring floor. Just like that, Kal pops his BGE cherry. Jonny rolls him on his back and commences pinkening Conner's abs with his knuckles. Then, he iron-claws the boy's balls. Kal whimpers, which Jonny shuts down with a heavy stomp to the chest, then hangs him against the top rope and pounds more pink into Conner's abs. Kal's cock and balls slip out of his trunks, seeking escape.

Jonny's on the verge of messing up Kal's handsome face when, in a surprise move, the rookie forearms Firestorm's balls. He mounts Jonny's waist to deliver a series of forearm smashes to the chest. Then he starts choking the guy, but Jonny reverses, slamming Kal's shoulder blades to the mat. An elbow drop bounces Kal on the ring floor.  Firestorm corners the newbie, clutching his pecs, then threatening to pound his "pretty face." He does more than that, and then tops it by driving his boot to the guy's nose and mouth. Again, Kal reverses, with Jonny now hanging on the top rope. On the mat, Kal gets Jonny in a figure-four leglock, and right about then, Brad Rochelle makes his entrance - in Ray-Bans - the return of the prodigal son, in silver square-cut trunks, no less.

We are six minutes into the match, which totals 30 minutes. Brad grabs Conner's hair and slaps his face. He then disentangles him from Jonny's limbs, inadvertently causing Jonny more pain. Brad forearm slams Conner's abs, officially entering the contest. His left knee digging into Kal's spine and Kal's left leg yanked up into Brad's armpit, Brad announces his arrival, saying, "It's good to be back, boys!" Brad helps Jonny get back on his feet, and the two take on the delicious task of grinding Kal Conner into pulp for the next 20 minutes.

I don't have words to express all that follows. Brad and Jonny work in tandem to destroy the new hire, then harmonize to utterly humiliate him. "That's gonna leave a mark," Jonny announces at one point. With Conner on his back out cold, Jonny and Brad shake hands and part ways. Brad says, "I'm going to let you clean up the rest of this mess." He exits, and Jonny wakes Kal up with a slap to the face and a punch to the gut. 

Oh, yeah. Jonny is not done with Kal Conner yet.

Visit BG East here. And ten years ago this month, I interviewed Brad for this blog - one of my best interviews ever - and hear it is, pals!