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Rocky Sparks vs Kal Connor, Backyard Brawls 18: Cowboy Lust (BG East)

If the bandana codes of the 1970s still rule, Kal Connor'a teal flag means he wants cock-and-balls play and Rocky Sparks's red flag means fisting. Blue jeans are a second skin, and our cowboys wear them well, though my usual preference is for faded denims. You don't need codes, though, because Rocky and Kal's faces declare their mutual lust, which is what fuels this outdoors match, which ultimately lands in the WrestleShack, the home of naked lust.

Kal and especially Rocky express their mutual lust clearly, with Rocky prolonging the chase with teasing rebuffs designed to pull Kal in and on. Sitting side by side sipping bottled Samuel Adams Summer Ales (also code), Kal is pensive, staring at his knees to avoid eye contact with Rocky, and Rocky casts furtive glances at his pardner's profile in silence. When their eyes do meet, Kal leans in for a kiss, which Rocky repels, favoring grappling over smooching (my kind of cowboy).

Buttoned shirts are shed and used to whip each other into a frenzy. Kal gets the first takedown, rides Rocky's hips, and goes again for a kiss, which Rocky again repels. Rocky reverses and rips Kal's black shirt. Kal returns the favor, ripping Rocky's white shirt. Rocky plays the tease, leaning in, lips to lips, but at the last second pushing away from Kal. Kal leaps onto Rocky, pulls up Rocky's leg, holding the blond steady as lips are an inch away from lips. The huffs and puffs are passionate, but again Rocky repels lip contact.

How much more do I need to say to play up the erotic tensions here? The now shirtless men roll on the grass. Kal removes his belt and chokes Rocky with it, but Sparks quickly retaliates. We have two highly capable grapplers here. Connor rides Rocky's lower back, groping ass and rubbing the groin and spanking the butt. The heavy breathing is enough to make the fresh air tingle with crosscurrent expectations. Kal soon pins Rocky to the grass, caressing and slow-punching Rocky's firm abs. 

Both men work each other hard before racing to the WrestleShack to finish business. There, Connor mounts Rocky's supine body and gets his long-awaited liplock. Stripped of their tighty-whities, the cowboys fondle each other, rub hardon against hardon, and shoot it out muscle on muscle in what is likely BG East's best showdown ever. Not to be missed.

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