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D. Dan vs Charlie Panther, Demolition 39 (BG East)

After circling each other, D. Dan plops Charlie Panther on his back and lands on top of him. He pushes himself up and down, chest to chest.  The sudden pressure forces Charlie to utter a raspy grunt on impact. Dan repeats the chest-to-chest hammering, and then rolls onto his back, his thick hairy thighs squeezing Charlie's ribs. Panther can barely speak, so powerful are Dan's thighs.

Then, Charlie pulls himself free of the crunch, grabs Dan by the calf and twists. Dan groans and grimaces as Charlie doubles the pressure. He twists the knee joint sharply, increasing his opponent's agony. Dan's on his back gasping as Charlie turns his attention to Dan's foot, cranking it counterclockwise at the ankle, immediately eliciting a gasp from D. Dan.

Both men rise to their feet, Dan somewhat gingerly. He rushes towards Charlie, shoving him into a turnbuckle, ramming his right shoulder into Panther's diaphragm. He shoves Charlie face down on the mat and repeatedly bounces his butt against Panther's shoulders. Grabbing his opponent by the wrists, Dan pulls, leaning back, wringing Charlie's shoulders.

Dan locks a Nelson hold and pulls Charlie to his feet. He spins and throws Charlie's crumpled body to the mat. He shifts position and applies a camel clutch. Panther writhes but refuses to submit. Dan changes position, pulling Panther up on all fours and dropping his full weigh on the man's lower vertebrae. Dan attempts to repeat the attack, but Panther rolls to his back and his lower shins smash Dan's crotch. Ouch!

The advantage shifts to Charlie. He applies claw holds and fisticuffs to control Dan. Four minutes later, though, Dan regains control, stripping off Charlie's purple trunks. He applies a crab hold, but through sheer determination, Charlie breaks free and bounces Dan off the ropes and the turnbuckles with a sudden gust of energy and payback.

Charlie goes to town on Dan, delivering a masterclass on revenge and trunks-stealing. But Dan is not finished with Charlie yet. As the match draws to an end, it becomes clear who demolishes whom, capping off a surprisingly unpredictable match.

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