Hellbo Academy

Denny Hellbo vs Erik, DennyHellbo (WatchFighters)

I'm repeating myself, I know, but Denny is my top pick for squashing punks - like, in this case, Erik. Denny is burly, and he quickly puts runt-of-the-litter Erik in his place, which means steel-trapping Erik's head between Hellbo's smooth thighs and scrubbing the kid's face against Hellbo's crotch. This is a continuation of the company's series of Denny putting wet-behind-the-ears newbies in their place. The Hellbo Academy is great at curbing wannabes and chip-on-the-shoulder types to raise punks' consciousness. I love the setup - cocky punk learning fast that fighting isn't just pantomime or make-believe. Denny has a skillset that novices better pick up on because, you know, the world out there is not a friendly place.

PS - Thanks, Denny Hellbo, for the kind words.

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