Thursday, July 28, 2016

Jockzilla









Ben vs Aaron, Jockstrap Match (Nicky's World and Web)

Ben (Josh at Fightroom) and Aaron (also of Fightroom) take to the mats in jockstraps in this early and (I assume) pre-Fightroom wrestling contest. There are a number of different muscle-themed downloads available at UK-based Nicky's World and Web. This is the site's only jockstrap match. It's a 27-minute exhibition of awesomeness, no intros or breaks, probably the best jockstrap wrestling I have seen. Ever.

Not only are Ben and Aaron in tiptop shape; they know wrestling. The match contains too many high points to count: amazing bulge (Aaron's, bless him and his white jersey-knit strap), amazing face-sitting (starring Ben's muscular butt cheeks), amazing rear naked choke*, and amazing rictus of unutterable agony. The standard definition camerawork is adequate, but like everybody else nowadays, I have been spoiled by high def. As it is, the video is clear enough to capture the wrestlers' beauty and convey the intensity and force of their struggle. The audio is a gut-wrenching wall of sound--grunts, groans, and bodies colliding. In almost every respect, I am blown away.

Ben vs Aaron reifies what previously had been only fantasy for me. On the basis of Ben/Josh vs Aaron on Fightroom, I already expected the battle to be superb, but I did not expect to be this impressed. Solid boner playground here, a new (new to me) benchmark in online m4m wrestling, featuring two hot wrestlers at their hottest and toughest.











* The match checklists all the moves I deem essential to homoerotic** wrestling: collar and elbow, bear hug (chest to chest and reverse), body scissors, head scissors, chin-lock, arm bar, schoolboy pin, judo throw, full nelson, Boston crab (single leg and full), test of strength, camel clutch, side headlock, cross-body pin, and figure-four leg lock, most more than once, plus more holds I don't know the names of.

** Besides disliking the word for its mouth-full-of-peanut-butter garble, I am beginning to feel that "homoerotic" is redundant in reference to wrestling. Wrestling is, almost by definition, sexually exciting. Even straight men admit women's wrestling and mixed-gender wrestling are sexually charged.  Out gay and bi men have the advantage of not having to pretend otherwise for m4m wrestling.

3 comments:

  1. The word "homoerotic" is annoying to me for a different reason, Joe. It seems to mean that this material is erotic, but only if you're gay (or "homosexual," as right-wing preachers, pundits, and politicians like to call us). Hey, erotic is erotic. As long as there's no such word as "heteroerotic" there should be no such word as "homoerotic."

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  2. I must say that Aaron wearing his wedding band is a huge turnoff. I'm aware that many wrestlers in gay-oriented wrestling are straight, but the ring takes away from the fantasy.

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