Pop Quiz
1. (A) Bald; (B) Bouffant; (C) Buzzcut; (D) Long Curly Hair.
2. (A) Cage; (B) Mats; (C) Mattresses; (D) Ring.
3. (A) Up to 5'7"; (B) 5'8" to 5'10"; (C) 5'11" to 6'2"; (D) 6'3" and taller.
4. (A) Up to 164#; (B) 165# to 189#; (C) 190# to 219#; (D) 220# and heavier.
5. (A) Armbar; (B) Chickenwing; (C) Hammerlock; (D) Wrist Lock.
6. (A) Bearhug; (B) Boston Crab; (C) Headscissors; (D) Sleeperhold.
7. (A) Baby Oil; (B) Blood; (C) Sweat; (D) Tears.
8. (A) Babyface; (B) Heel; (C) Jobber; (D) Valet.
9. (A) "Butch Manning"; (B) "Jaysyn Karotyd"; (C) "Luscious LaVern"; (D) "Tommy Strong."
10. (A) Piercing; (B) Rattail; (C) Scar; (D) Tattoo.
11. (A) Canada; (B) Japan; (C) Mexico; (D) United Kingdom.
12. (A) Disqualification; (B) Pin; (C) Submission; (D) Tie.
13. (A) Brothers; (B) Ladies; (C) Masks; (D) Midgets.
14. (A) Plushies; (B) Robots; (C) Superheroes; (D) Zombies.
15. (A) Blue Jeans; (B) Fundoshi; (C) Leopard-Print Loincloth; (D) Tight White Bikini Briefs.
16. (A) Champ; (B) Promoter's Son; (C) Veteran Making Long-Awaited Comeback; (D) Volunteer from Audience.
17. (A) Falls Count Anywhere; (B) Lumberjack Match; (C) Strap Match; (D) Two Against One.
18. (A) Jackass; (B) NXT; (C) Tough Enough; (D) Wrestling Society X.
19. (A) Firemen; (B) Mormon Missionaries; (C) Pizza Boys; (D) UPS Guys.
20. (A) Barn; (B) Beach; (C) Hot Tub; (D) Motel.
21. (A) Face; (B) Feet; (C) Navel; (D) Thighs.
22. (A) Color Commentary; (B) Crowd Noise; (C) Music; (D) Wrestlers' Panting.
23. (A) "Ask him, ref!"; (B) "I'm not done with you!"; (C) "Submit!"; (D) "You like this?"
24. (A) "Feel this!"; (B) "Wanna wrestle?"; (C) "Want some of this?"; (D) "You're going down!"
25. (A) "Fuck him up"; (B) "Kick his butt"; (C) "Nail him"; (D) "Rip him a new asshole."
EXTRA CREDIT (Worth 10 points): In the space below, write your total numerical score, not including the extra credit points, plus a paragraph detailing what you intend to do to improve your performance in the next four weeks.
ANSWER KEY:
1. (C) gets 4 points, (D) gets 3 points, (A) gets 2 points, zero points for (B)
2. (D) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
3. (C) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
4. (C) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
5. (A) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
6. (B) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
7. (C) gets 4 points, (A) gets 3 points, 2 points for (B) or (D)
8. (B) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
9. (D) gets 4 points, (A) or (C) gets 2 points, zero points for (B)
10. (B) gets 4 points, (C) or (D) gets 3 points, (A) gets 2 points
11. 4 points for any one of them
12. Either (B) or (C) gets 4 points, zero points for (A) or (D)
13. (A) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
14. (A) gets 4 points, (C) gets 3 points, zero points for (B) or (D)
15. (C) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
16. (B) gets 4 points, (A) or (D) gets 3 points, 2 points for (C)
17. (C) gets 4 points, 2 points for any of the rest
18. (A) or (D) gets 4 points, (B) or (C) gets 2 points
19. (A) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
20. (C) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
21. (A), (C), or (D) gets 4 points, (B) gets 2 points
22. (D) gets 4 points, (B) gets 2 points, zero points for (A) or (C)
23. (B) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
24. (B) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
25. (A), (B), or (C) gets 4 points, 3 points for (D)
WHAT YOUR NUMERICAL SCORE MEANS:
94-100 Let's wrestle!
87-93 Call me!
73-86 Friend me on Facebook!
66-72 Add me on MySpace!
0-65 Have a nice day!
I got a lousy 88!
ReplyDeleteMAwrestler
Very interesting quizz you've got here buddy. Useful too with slight adjustment here and there to make provision for personal taste. Ever thought about developing a Facebook app like this?
ReplyDeleteThat would be cool, Surferboy, only my programming skills are nonexistent. A while back I was looking for Blogger apps that would allow me to post a more sophisticated quiz-slash-jokey-personality-test, but found nothing that would work the way I wanted it to.
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