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Chris Cannon vs Jake Zane, Catalog 3 - Muscle Boys Dominate (MuscleBoy Wrestling)

Understandably, with one of the hottest bodies in wrestling and enough swagger for three Vin Diesels, Chris Cannon (6', 185#) demands respect. The fact that MuscleBoy would book him against lightweight Jake Zane (5'5", 140#) insults the man's macho creds. Cannon wants to wrestle MBW's biggest and baddest, not an unknown, never-even-been-in-jail babyface like Jake. But the fact that Chris views Jake as an unknown reveals how terribly wrapped up Cannon is in his own bad-ass-ness because Jake has fought eight times as many MuscleBoy matches as Chris, with distinction too.

But there's no doubt that Cannon can back up his swagger with action, and in this match he dominates Zane with the ease of a man born to kick butt, proving his superiority in a string of body slams, scissor holds, crab holds, and a torture rack, occasionally punctuated with a little hair-pulling for added pain and humiliation. It's a one-sided deal for at least the first half of this 24-minute match. Whether Zane is able to recover for some payback or even a small hope spot must remain a mystery here; I wouldn't want to spoil the experience for others. I will say that the ending--three pile-drivers in succession--makes a strong case for one man's total domination of the other.

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  1. Nothing is better than watching Zane being thrown and toyed around like a rag doll.


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