Sloppy, Nasty, Rude, and Rough

Kurt Fletcher vs Spencer Hawkins, Catalog 13 - The Muscle Boys Never Back Down (MuscleBoy Wrestling)

This fight is just as good if not better than a Friday night catfight at a trailer park. These boys are sweaty, spiteful, and so full of cum that they could explode any second now. Here's my buddy Dr. L's assessment 11 days ago when MuscleBoy first dropped Catalog 13:

I recommend Hawkins's premiere match at MuscleBoy against Kurt Fletcher. Some brutal action that gets wet by the three minute mark and gets memorably sweaty by the halfway point. Fletcher gets mean and Hawkins gets prettier and prettier as the pain threshold gets crossed and re-crossed. Good stuff. Honest.

Here is how white trash fights - no offense intended since my own DNA is three-quarters gravy, prayer meetings, bronchitis, and pickup trucks. Kurt and Spencer will risk everything just so long as their opponent gets the worse end of the stick, and, as the good doctor noted, pasty-faced roughnecks are never prettier than when they are kicking shit ... or getting their shit flat out kicked.

I also agree with MBW's description of Hawkins as a long-lost Von Erich, adding that he "sells ten times better than Kevin ever did." Amen to all that. I want - I NEED - more of this sort of thing in underground wrestling. For years, UCW has cornered the market on this no-holds-barred roughhouse, and it's about time that other promotions stepped up to the plate. MuscleBoy does the tradition proud in this feral display of man-on-man aggression. Call it whatever you want to, but I call it SEXY.

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