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Jonny Firestorm vs Jayden Mayne, Demolition 32 (BG East)

Jonny Firestorm is a man of multiple personalities in the wrestling ring. He can be a live-and-let-live trouper, who wrestles only to pay the bills. He can be a showoff who twists his opponents into knots, just because he can. He can be the straight man to a comical heel. He can, as in this match against Jayden Mayne, be an emotionless assassin who needs no excuse to pick a fight with anyone anywhere and then kick him when he's down. This is Jonny's dark side, BG East's go-to demolisher. 

This match, the climactic third in Demolition 32, is so one-sided that Mayne's presence is almost superfluous. He serves one function - to hurt all over. Jonny does all the heavy lifting by clobbering, stomping, and wringing Jayden to the point of unconsciousness. Jonny then phones in to headquarters to report his easy victory, and then attacks his incapacitated victim - for no fucking reason at all! Squash jobs don't get any squashier than this one, basically THE definition of squash job.

Wall-to-wall body slams, piledrivers, and chokes cause the whole ring to rumble. Jayden suffers brilliantly in a thankless job. He stands shoulder to shoulder with the company's great martyrs of past and present - Kip Sorell, Trey Dixon, Dylon Roberts, Rick Martinez, Kieran Dunne, Jaxx O'Doul - in the rollcall of misfortune, the Greats. Nevertheless, Jonny is the star of this show, with his big-dick energy and bottomless bag of abuses, and this is definitely one for the history books.


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Comments

  1. You wrote:
    "He stands shoulder to shoulder with the company's great martyrs of past and present - Kip Sorell, Trey Dixon, Dylon Roberts, Rick Martinez, Kieran Dunne, Jaxx O'Doul"
    and did not include Brad Rochelle???????
    This oversight is beyond egregious.
    It is not merely that should Brad Rochelle be included on a list like that, but Rochelle DEFINES that list. Rochelle belongs on any list of jobbers and martyrs and sufferers anywhere in wrestling at any company. But in a list of only BG East jobbers? Brad Rochelle is the list.

    Shame on you.

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    1. You are correct, sir. My blogger's license should be revoked.

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