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Callum vs Damian 2 (Wrestle4aFee)

Callum calls Damian into an empty room to fire him. Damian's not doing the work he was ordered to do. Damian objects, heatedly. The boss and the potential future job seeker duke it out. For some reason, it feels like centipedes in my boxers for 42 solid minutes. These big guys battle back-alley style, ripping and stripping, headbutting and gouging - and I love it. 

We're not talking nuanced characters here. Callum and Damian tap into their respective ids in seconds. The assaults are so basic I'm drawn into them immediately. There are no muscle poses. Nobody suggests arm wrestling first. And the brutes only play to the camera because they want fans to see them beat the shit out of each other.

They start off in T-shirts, raggedy jeans, and heavy work shoes. This is working-class chic and looks like appropriate apparel to me. They strip off two layers so that by the end they're in contrasting neon-color spandex shorts. Frankly, I prefer rubber soles and cotton, but by the time they're down to the spandex, the gear didn't matter anymore.

Callum and Damian are fired up, pissed off, nasty, and out to kill each other.

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