Lance A Lot

Lance Jackson vs Ty Alexander, Wrestleshack 28 (BG East)

It took a minute for the Wrestleshack to turn into the Loveshack, a private space for assignations and fantasies, a backroom so far back it's unattached to the house. It's a second home for Ty Alexander, making his fourth trip to the 'Shack. This is Lance Jackson's first time here, but he has tangled with Buck Carter, Kenny Starr, and Ash DeLeon in previous releases, every meet on a mat. I favor mat matches, too, particularly those set in the privacy of the Wrestleshack.

Lance arrived early. He's doing stretches as Ty enters, flamingo pink in contrast to Jackson's baby blue. Ty gets on top of the guy fast. Lance reverses, but Ty remains in control, eager to test-drive the relative newcomer's much-talked-about stick shift, clearly outlined in the crotch of this singlet. Ty zooms in on it fast, within a minute. Lance catches him in a head-scissors hold. From where I sit, it looks 69ish. Ty takes his time breaking loose of it. I can't say whether he's really trying.

Lance maintains the hold for a minute. Then Ty reverses, holding Jackson in a body-scissors. For the next four minutes, Alexander is in control in a series of stretches, chokes, lip-locks, and nipple twists. Lance reverses, giving Ty a taste of his own medicine. Within the first twelve minutes (out of 44 total), cocks have made themselves forcefully visible, in outline if not (yet) in the flesh.

The singlets vanish, and the two fighters wrestle in thongs. Almost to the minute, the halfway point gives us our first good look at a cock, and it's Jackson's and it's Christmastime for Ty. With one arm he chokes Lance from behind and strokes the cock with his free hand. At one point, Ty straddles Lance, smothering him with kisses while one hand reaches behind to stroke and fondle.

With ten minutes remaining, both men are now buck naked. Ty gets Lance in a figure-four headlock, while Lance strokes his hammer. Splooge is sure to follow. This sex match is not particularly innovative, but, as they say, you can't improve on the classics.

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