Some Days You Get the Bear

Jaxton Wheeler vs Sergei, Bro Battle (Wrestler4Hire)

Weightlifters are round, and bodybuilders are V-shaped. They are different tribes, but both are emblematic of strength. As wrestlers, though, both tend to lack agility, speed, and flexibility, but their strength, durability, and tenacity often make up for these deficiencies. These two bros from different worlds engage in a strenuous battle of might. Jaxton holds a distinct advantage from start to finish. The hapless Sergei is here for decoration, or maybe he's a pain sponge, absorbing Jaxton's constraints and punishments. He's a handsome object to focus on, but Wheeler is the man for me.

Jaxton Wheeler's bulk and body hair give me the quivers that shirtless photos of Sean Connery and James Caan used to provide. His is a manliness beyond the ordinary, which he takes further with a bushy lumberjack beard. He moves slowly, but fast enough to nab Sergei in a number of classic wrestling holds. He submits his man and then makes him turn the scorecards, as if to reiterate Wheeler's alpha status.  Sergei sells his agony and debasement well enough to convey Jaxton's brute force and superior manliness.

It took this match to make me see Jaxton's appeal clearly. The simplicity and ruggedness of this match draw me in. Both battlers are spectacular presences, but this is Wheeler's rodeo from start to finish. Just give me a shot at that fuzzy belly.

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