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Zack Reno vs Anton Alvarez and Kal Conner, Match 871 (UCW)

Repetitious, dreamily paced, competitive, and wrestling-like, UCW's Match 871 is sexy, but I prefer the kind of wild and rambunctious battles UCW used to be known for. For me, those rowdy fights are sexier than most out and out porn. However, this "match" achieves its aim. Zack tries to thrust free of his attackers and fails. The rest of the action here is oceanic, paced like waves on a sandy beach. In terms of what we actually see, the video is PG-13. Zack, Anton, and Kal take the action seriously (sort of) and resist the sophomoric hijinks you might expect. Anyone who's dreamt of raping Reno (and very few of us haven't) will appreciate this two-on-one assault. 

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