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Jonny Firestorm vs Nathan FX, Jobberpaloozer 26 (BG East)

One man is a tough-as-nails crippler; the other is a svelte and slinky pretty boy. Firestorm and FX fought in autumn for Wrestler4Hire. They meet again in Jobberpaloozer 26 with an outcome that's clear cut before either man enters the ring. I like Firestorm for his mordant sense of humor and destructive tendencies. I like Nathan for his silky physique and haughty (and doomed) attitude. It's impossible for me to imagine a bout in which Nathan would defeat Jonny. Nathan's haughtiness is his downfall, but the guy is a talented fighter, just not a lucky one. I don't recall any match where Nathan comes out on top, but his arrogance, hubris, and tasty body are dependable showstoppers. As for Jonny, he's a tried-and-true crowd-pleaser. 

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