All the Ammo
Nothing makes a weekend all right after grading summer-session papers like a personal video message from wrestler Chris Cannon, thanking me for the love I sent his way earlier in the week. I can't post the m4v on the blog, but MuscleBoy impresario Rocco panned the camera up Chris's swole thighs to his most exquisite torso, then to his handsome face. I don't want to humble-brag about it, but, you know, I really kinda do want to, and, besides, I just did. Here's a transcript of Chris's greeting:
Yo, what's going on, Joe? I hear you're a fan of Chris Cannon. Shit, why wouldn't you be, man? I got all the gunz [popping his biceps] and I got all the fuckin' ammo. But on the real I appreciate the love, man. I'm gonna keep bustin' them motherfuckers on the ass for you.If you've seen his match with Tiger, you know the voice, deep, chesty, and as full-bodied as thousand-dollar whiskey. It kind of rests on my ears like warm, heavy hands. Above are a few screenshots of the video. Below are a few of the photos Rocco sent along with.
😍😍😍 Man oh man. My number one fav on the roster right now!
ReplyDeleteYou have good taste, Jamal!
DeleteI think its cool that guy reached out to you and even shared a video for ya ... what a classy dude. (thats becoming more and more rare on "the internets" these days...) ... RayAtL
ReplyDelete"Classy" is exactly right! Thanks for the comment.
DeleteChris is a bad ass on the mat but I gotta tell you guys he is just the coolest and most professional guy to work with. Truly a great guy!
DeleteCheck out his match in Catalog 3, 14 new vids, 3 new muscle boys debut!
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